This nothing town

I live in a small town. I know everyone says that but.. I mean it. We have one stoplight! There are many perks of living here. But.. there are plenty of bad things!
1.) Everyone knows everyone- everyone has their opinion about you, they either love you or hate you!
2.) Values- everyone has different values, but when you live in a small town, a lot of people have the same values, or religion, or morals. My family is from a different area, so we fit in with a select group of people, that didn't grow up around here
3.) No bonfires- seriously!?
4.) Quite- maybe too quite.......
5.) Everyone knows where you were when- if you were out walking around town at midnight, everyone knows! If you do something wrong, everyone knows! I'm not sure how but, that's just how it is.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, listen to the song this nothin town by jason aldean... pretty much describes my town